Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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