question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I queefed so loud it echoed.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
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