TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
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