what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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