Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
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