I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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