So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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