Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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