Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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