Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
I checked into jail on foursquare
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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