why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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