do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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