they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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