My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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