My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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