woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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