no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Randomize
