I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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