You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
Randomize
