you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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