i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
My hand turned me down
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Randomize
