Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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