All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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