Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
Randomize
