dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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