I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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