I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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