just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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