So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Randomize
