people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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