he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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