everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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