you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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