So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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