It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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