wat bout pragnant strippers??
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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