on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
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