is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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