I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
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