I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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