North Korea, Best Korea!
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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