I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
Randomize
