how can u be prego again
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
Randomize
