You just made me feel so damn special
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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