Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
You ruined the universe
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