then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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