Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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