I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
It's never too late to be topless.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
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