I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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