I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
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